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Oh, Basper, the mystery ghost!

[youtube //www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9HerztaAVA&hl=en&hd=1]

Haha! Going to be quite Manglish here…

This ghost-ah, is not like any other “hantu” one, you know.

All the other “guai” are white colour one right? This one-ah, blue colour one.

Interesting hor? I don’t know what happen-ah.

Oh, Basper, the mystery ghost!

[youtube //www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9HerztaAVA&hl=en&hd=1]

Haha! Going to be quite Manglish here…

This ghost-ah, is not like any other “hantu” one, you know.

All the other “guai” are white colour one right? This one-ah, blue colour one.

Interesting hor? I don’t know what happen-ah.

The Duck and the Devil

There was a little boy visiting his grandparents on their farm.. He was given a slingshot to play with out in the woods. He practiced in the woods;but he could never hit the target. Getting a little discouraged, he headed back for dinner.

As he was walking back he saw Grandma’s pet duck. Just out of impulse, he let the slingshot fly, hit the duck square in the head and killed it. He was shocked and grieved! In a panic, he hid the dead duck in the wood pile;only to see his sister watching! Sally had seen it all, but she said nothing

After lunch the next day Grandma said, ‘Sally, let’s wash the dishes’
But Sally said, ‘Grandma, Johnny told me he wanted to help in the kitchen.’
Then she whispered to him, ‘Remember the duck?’ So Johnny did the dishes. Later that day, Grandpa asked if the children wanted to go fishing and Grandma said, ‘I’m sorry but I need Sally to help make supper.’
Sally just smiled and said, ‘Well that’s all right because Johnny told me he wanted to help’ She whispered again, ‘Remember the duck?’

So Sally went fishing and Johnny stayed to help.

After several days of Johnny doing both his chores and Sally’s; he finally couldn’t stand it any longer.

He came to Grandma and confessed that he had killed the duck. Grandma knelt down, gave him a hug and said, ‘Sweetheart, I know. You see, I was standing at the window and I saw the whole thing, but because I love you, I forgave you. I was just wondering how long you would let Sally make a slave of you.’

Thought for the day and every day thereafter?

Whatever is in your past, whatever you have done… and the devil keeps throwing it up in your face (lying, cheating, debt, fear, bad habits, hatred, anger, bitterness, etc.)…whatever it is…

You need to know that God was standing at the window and He saw the whole thing. He has seen your whole life..

He wants you to know that He loves you and that you are forgiven.
He’s just wondering how long you will let the devil make a slave of you.
The great thing about God is that when you ask for forgiveness; He not only forgives you, but He forgets. It is by God’s grace and mercy that we are saved.

Go ahead and make the difference in someone’s life today. Share this with a friend and always remember:

God is at the window!
When Jesus died on the cross; he was thinking of you!

The Duck and the Devil

There was a little boy visiting his grandparents on their farm.. He was given a slingshot to play with out in the woods. He practiced in the woods;but he could never hit the target. Getting a little discouraged, he headed back for dinner.

As he was walking back he saw Grandma’s pet duck. Just out of impulse, he let the slingshot fly, hit the duck square in the head and killed it. He was shocked and grieved! In a panic, he hid the dead duck in the wood pile;only to see his sister watching! Sally had seen it all, but she said nothing

After lunch the next day Grandma said, ‘Sally, let’s wash the dishes’
But Sally said, ‘Grandma, Johnny told me he wanted to help in the kitchen.’
Then she whispered to him, ‘Remember the duck?’ So Johnny did the dishes. Later that day, Grandpa asked if the children wanted to go fishing and Grandma said, ‘I’m sorry but I need Sally to help make supper.’
Sally just smiled and said, ‘Well that’s all right because Johnny told me he wanted to help’ She whispered again, ‘Remember the duck?’

So Sally went fishing and Johnny stayed to help.

After several days of Johnny doing both his chores and Sally’s; he finally couldn’t stand it any longer.

He came to Grandma and confessed that he had killed the duck. Grandma knelt down, gave him a hug and said, ‘Sweetheart, I know. You see, I was standing at the window and I saw the whole thing, but because I love you, I forgave you. I was just wondering how long you would let Sally make a slave of you.’

Thought for the day and every day thereafter?

Whatever is in your past, whatever you have done… and the devil keeps throwing it up in your face (lying, cheating, debt, fear, bad habits, hatred, anger, bitterness, etc.)…whatever it is…

You need to know that God was standing at the window and He saw the whole thing. He has seen your whole life..

He wants you to know that He loves you and that you are forgiven.
He’s just wondering how long you will let the devil make a slave of you.
The great thing about God is that when you ask for forgiveness; He not only forgives you, but He forgets. It is by God’s grace and mercy that we are saved.

Go ahead and make the difference in someone’s life today. Share this with a friend and always remember:

God is at the window!
When Jesus died on the cross; he was thinking of you!

The most famous Swedish Youtube video…

IKEA, Abba, castles, Stockholm, trams, bridges, scenery, Val (yup you know who you are). You name it, they got the famous ones.

I also recall tracing some spam’s origin to an Internet cafe in Stockholm. You know the usual enlargement e-mails.

But this tops it off. It is a recording of a live TV game show where the hostess experiences a sudden menstrual cramp and vomits…

[youtube //www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhi5F3_cPj0&hl=en&hd=1]

In an interview on another live TV show, she explains that she took a painkiller just before the show, therefore she was very surprised at the reaction. Also she notes that she was nervous and the studio had bad smelling air.

The most amazing was how she brushed off the incident rather effortlessly and professionally, and does the Chris Pirillo “this is live television and anything can and will happen” thing.

The most famous Swedish Youtube video…

IKEA, Abba, castles, Stockholm, trams, bridges, scenery, Val (yup you know who you are). You name it, they got the famous ones.

I also recall tracing some spam’s origin to an Internet cafe in Stockholm. You know the usual enlargement e-mails.

But this tops it off. It is a recording of a live TV game show where the hostess experiences a sudden menstrual cramp and vomits…

[youtube //www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhi5F3_cPj0&hl=en&hd=1]

In an interview on another live TV show, she explains that she took a painkiller just before the show, therefore she was very surprised at the reaction. Also she notes that she was nervous and the studio had bad smelling air.

The most amazing was how she brushed off the incident rather effortlessly and professionally, and does the Chris Pirillo “this is live television and anything can and will happen” thing.

I’m flying! I really am flying!

Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

Oooofff!

I’m flying! I really am flying!

Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

Oooofff!